I know, I know. You’ve been planning on sale shopping all weekend but there have been just so many things to do like knocking out your Netflix queue and polishing off the last of the leftover pumpkin pie. It’s been a grueling weekend. I hate to add to your burden here, but now is the time to get serious about sale shopping or you (and your bank account) will regret it forever.

Cyber Monday is hyped endlessly year after year, but all jokes aside, the deals this year are truly the best I’ve ever seen. You can find a shortlist of all the best sales here, and below are the 33 items I personally purchased today. Seem excessive? Maybe it is. But I’ve successfully crossed off gifts for just about every family member, colleague, and hostess today. And, obviously, I’ve scored a few things for myself like two of my die-without HOLY GRAIL beauty items—the Elemis Superfood Facial Oil and Volumizing Hairspray (I bought 8 bottles). Alright fine and these slippers are also for me. STOP JUDGING AND START SHOPPING.