Shorts are cool. Because they are not pants. Pants are hot, because they are not shorts. Do you see what happens when I overheat? I become a philosophy professor. Look, it’s hot outside, and I want some shorts that are elevated above “gym clothes,” you know? These affordable bermudas are effortlessly chic and certain to keep me from melting into the sidewalk.
Shorts are cool. Because they are not pants. Pants are hot, because they are not shorts. Do you see what happens when I overheat? I become a philosophy professor. Look, it’s hot outside, and I want some shorts that are elevated above “gym clothes,” you know? These affordable bermudas are effortlessly chic and certain to keep me from melting into the sidewalk.
