Shopaholics Anonymous: LISTEN UP.
A few weeks ago, the team at ShopAtHome.com reached out to do a featured interview of me on their website.
This made me very, very angry.
Not the interview. That was rather fun.
But aside from that, their website elicited wild, audible outbursts of anger.
In case you’re in the dark like I was, ShopAtHome.com is a website that provides tons of incredible tools for saving serious do-re-mi shopping online. They provide coupon codes, cash back rebates, and tons of money-saving info through their partnerships with basically everyone you know and love — GAP, J. Crew, Sephora, Target, Asos… need I go on?
Now cue the anger…
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS ALREADY?
Do you know how much shipping I’ve paid for? How many things I’ve purchased sans coupon code? And I’m sorry, cash back? When did this become a thing? How have I not been invited to the cash back party before??
Nothing about this is okay. I feel like Harry in Dumb and Dumber:
Harry: [shivering] Lloyd, I… I can’t feel my f… fingers anymore Lloyd, they’re numb.Lloyd: Maybe you should wear these extra gloves, my hands are starting to get sweaty.Harry: Gloves? You’ve.. had… this pair… of extra gloves… THIS WHOLE TIME?Lloyd: Uh yea, we’re in the Rockies!Harry: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.
Apparently other humans have been enjoying ShopAtHome this whole time without telling me. Awesome. Thanks guys.
If, like me, you have not yet seen the light, head on over to ShopAtHome.com and check out the magic that is shopping online with offensively good discounts and cash back. You can also check out their fabuloso interview with me here.
Lastly, if you need help processing your own anger, this outfit is basically the physical manifestation of mint chocolate chip ice cream. So go get some, eat up, punch a couple walls, feel better, and then go save some moolah with ShopAtHome.
Problem solved.
Dress: Pink Tartan | Jacket: Zara | Scarf: Ann Taylor (similar here and here) | Shoes: Ralph Lauren | Belt (worn backwards): Banana Republic (love this one and this one) | Necklace: old (similar here) | Sunglasses: Prada | Polish: Essie (Fishnet Stockings)
Happy Wednesday!
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