Day 22

New Years Eve

Listen, 2020 isn’t going to ring in itself—we have to help it along. And we’re going to have to wear sequins while we do it. I don’t make the rules, I just wear the dresses. Take it up with management.

It’s Day 22 and there are dresses for New Year’s Eve, and then there are dresses for New Year’s Eve. December 31st is the sparkliest night of the year. Let’s be honest, we all spend the entirety of January and February hibernating in sweatpants. Consider it your last hurrah before the Netflix and chilling takes over. This opportunity is not to be squandered.