sale picks Jul 31, 2017

The Best Nordstrom Sale Category That You’ve Completely Overlooked

Long taupe tie jacket with dark wash distressed released hem jeans a white v neck shirt and black stiletto pumps


During the dog days of summer, the idea of putting anything wool on my body (much less a COAT, AGH!) sounds only slightly less painful than getting shanked.  After emerging from the subway (a.k.a. the sixth circle of hell) yesterday, I almost physically assaulted someone carrying a cup of hot coffee.  WHAT LEVEL OF SADOMASOCHISM COMPELLS SOMEONE TO PURCHASE HOT COFFEE AND THEN PARADE IT AROUND IN FRONT OF OTHER HUMANS WHEN IT’S LITERALLY 800 DEGREES OUT?


So, in an effort not to commit the same war crime as my aforementioned coffee-bearing friend (read: enemy), I will ask that anyone who is currently reading this on the subway or any similar inferno-like place kindly stop reading and pick things back up once you’re in the safety of a thoroughly air-conditioned locale.


Everybody good?


Mmmk, because we’re about to talk about outerwear (especially COATS).  BUT STAY WITH ME ON THIS ONE.  It’s arguably the best category of the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale, but by virtue of the fact that most of these beauties are still fully in stock, people (myself included) are clearly overlooking this section due to the current Dante’s Inferno weather situation discussed above.


So here’s the deal: Crank up your air-conditioner to MAX HI and right when the room is starting to reach teeth-chattering temps, submerge your entire head into an ice bath for three to five minutes (pro tip: bring a snorkel so you can breathe).  Upon exiting (or, once you regain consciousness), come back to this post and try to tell me the lineup of gorgeous coats and jackets below don’t look INCREDIBLE.


I’m telling you, you will be high-fiving yourself all fall and winter long for snagging some of these glorious outerwear options at their current sale price.  Remember, this sale isn’t the dregs of seasons past that didn’t sell, this is all brand new fall merchandise that hasn’t even hit other retailers yet and will be popping back up to full price on August 7th (LESS THAN ONE WEEK, FRIENDS).  So get cracking!




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12 Responses to The Best Nordstrom Sale Category That You’ve Completely Overlooked

  1. Kelly says:

    I agree, the outwear really was a homerun this year!

    xx Kelly
    Sparkles and Shoes

  2. Rebecca says:

    Ha ha ha! This was the funniest blog post I’ve read in ages! And, great coat picks.

    Rebecca

  3. I loved the outerwear this year! Got myself 3 coats and a trench! haha

    chevrons & éclairs – http://bit.ly/2tV3rf6

  4. Rach says:

    These are great pieces! I definitely love getting outerwear!

    http://www.rdsobsessions.com

  5. Simply Sory says:

    Buenísima la selección.

    Te dejo mi nuevo post, con crop top vichy y el atardecer
    https://simplysory.wordpress.com/2017/08/01/perfect-look-for-the-sunset/

  6. Natasha Kearney says:

    This post was hilarious! The part about wanting to assault someone drinking hot coffee especially made me laugh because I drink hot coffee even when it is 100 degrees 😉

  7. Claire says:

    OMG!!!! I love those burgundy velvet heels you have on. Where can I get those please?

  8. Jennifer Morgan says:

    Gorgeous tie cardigan in the photo do you have a link?

  9. OnTrend says:

    Love this collection! But the one I love most is the suede one! I think it definitely the one I need so bad
    xoxo
    Anh || ontrend

  10. Sophie says:

    Love these picks, definitely getting excited for fall!
    http://styledfortheoccasion.com

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